deleted my Instagram. Facebook and tumblr are next. (and twitter if I can bear it)

11:23 PM • Sunday • 2 notes

young the giant are announcing a tour tomorrow and while normally i’d be ecstatic, i’m just bitter and angry 

9:52 PM • Sunday • 0 notes


Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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9:47 PM • Sunday • 184,473 notes


if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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It’s common to think that your life purpose will be something grand and ground-breaking, but it may not be. Maybe the reason you’re here is to be a really wonderful friend, maybe it’s to express yourself through dance, and perhaps it’s to inspire others. You don’t have to cure cancer to live a rich and fulfilling life.

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warning: listening to vices and virtues may cause the feeling of wanting to violently stab yourself 37 times in the fucking heart or a strong desire to wear suspenders

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9:42 PM • Sunday • 508 notes